I Hate Spring Onion


I hate spring onion,
they make me frown.
If there is ever a king of lousy veggies,
spring onion would wear the crown.

I hate spinach too,
but spring onion is slime.
Putting spring onion up for sale at anymore than a dime,
is a serious crime.

I hate spring onion so much,
it even makes me rhymes.