Neighbourhood Coffee Shop

Today I went downstairs,
and bought a plate of Chicken Chop.
I tried to eat with my knife and fork,
but scalded my tongue cos it was hot.

I also saw my muslim friends,
they're talking 'bout how their football team rocks.
I've got no football team,
hence we've nothing in common to talk.

Stereotypes are true, they relax one corner,
and play their guitar around the clock.
They've nothing to do,
but don't want to find a job.

Anyway, one of the most value for money dish,
is probably the Sweet and Sour Pork.
I know the hawkers cook it with a lot of salt,
But I'm incorrigible, and I still love it to a fault.